The old "junk room" was closed off and filled with crap that mom and dad had and stuff they never unpacked from when they moved four years ago. Way to be on top of things parents....seriously.
Anyway, mom decided on Sunday she was sick of the junk and wants to move the real spare room (where Aunt Temple and peoples stay when they visit mom and dad) to where the junk room was cause it's bigger and has TV/Dish hookup.
So mom and dad went through the junk. They found a lot of funny stuff from mom's college days and from when they were dating. Most of it all ended up here:
And no, that's not my kiddie pool. Mom killed my kiddie pool. That's one the neighbors were throwing out and it blew over in our yard during the evil rains. So mom just put it in out garbage pile. The pile looks a little messy cause some peoples came by and went through it, looking for stuff. Peoples are so dang weird.
Anyway, so now we have this giant bare room! Duncan and I love it! We just like to hang out in it. We can wrestle in it and not hit any furniture or anything!
But I found another use for it...I can hide all my treasures there! This morning while mom was getting ready for work, she noticed I wasn't around and was really quiet. I don't know why she thinks this is odd. Anyway, she came into my new hangout room and found this:
I was umm...helping with laundry! Yeah, that's it. I don't know why she got so mad. I mean, I just relocated a random cat string toy, a fuzzy sock, a pair of shorts and a sweater into this room. Oh, and mom's bra, but she took that out of the photo, she doesn't want her unmentionalbles on the internet.
It was a little bare and I was trying to make it homey. Yeah, that's it!! And look, I even color coordinated everything I stole...umm..I mean, relocated to a more homey place!
In the end, mom was not impressed and tried to take all my treasures away. I don't know why she cares....she doesn't play with kitty toys and it's too cold and her legs are WAY too white to be wearing shorts. I'm doing society a favor by keeping those shorts away from her!
I hope Santa wasn't watching this....
I think you should send those pikshurs in to HGTV so mebbe you can be on the next Desine Star competishun. I like your dekorashuning so much better than what those peeples on Desine Star does - they has no taste like us dogs do. I mean, you eyes is drawn to the red shorts and I is shore your mom's unmentionables (had she not removed them) would has made the room pop.
ReplyDeleteEmpty room...yay! Now you can play and run and play!!I like to steal things..I mean..borrow, relocate things..BOL!
ReplyDeleteLove your posts, Mom laughs out loud when she reads them :)
Licks from me!
Olive :)
Mom should thank you for decorating for her!!!
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Good job!!! I like to relocate my mom's stuff too but she has yet to free up a room for me like you and Duncan have. I think that is so cool. I like to get mom's stuff out of the laundry basket and she really goes crazy sometimes. I don't know why...I think her socks look rather good with holes in them. As far as the stuff outside, people around here do the same thing. People put stuff outside for the garbage guys to pick up and then other people drive by, stop and pick up the junk. You are right...people are weird. Keep up the good work!! Love, Holly
ReplyDeleteHi Anna,
ReplyDeleteBow-Wow I can't believe you got your own room. That would be so cool! You could put up posters of really hot dawgs, get some comfy furniture and have your furiends over to play.
You are sooo lucky!
Waggles,
Bijou
You were merely trying to help with the decorations, right? Makes perfect sense to us.
ReplyDeleteIt is sad when hoomans don't rekhogise the good woo are doing!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We call our spare room the "Dog cave"...we can be as messy as we want!
ReplyDeleteHave fun,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
Oh Anna, pawrents just don't understand us, do they?
ReplyDeleteChihuahua kisses,
The Munchkins
Looks like you have a great place to hang out and store your "relocated" items. Don't worry about Santa Paws. I don't think he has time to look at all our blogs. Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Kisses!
I love your redecorating job Anna!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory
Humans just don't get it, Anna. I like to take socks from the laundry room and just snuggle with them, but Mom thinks I want to chew them. I would love a junk room all for me too.
ReplyDeleteWoos, Thunder