Hey everyone! Sorry I've been MIA, but mom had a sinus infection over the weekend meaning I had to once again put on my nurse hat and help take care of her. Man, these peoples are high maintenance!!
Anyway, I hope you all had a great New Year's! I stayed up with mom and dad till a bit after midnight then we all crashed. And the new year has brought something unexpected--FREEZING WEATHER!!!
OMG, we live in Alabama for a reason, that reason is while it does get hot, the winters are typically mild. Not this year. Saturday it's supposed to get down to 10 degrees here. Yes, that's One-Zero--TEN. And we might even get snow tomorrow! What the crap!?!? Now I like snow, but the other stuff I could do without!
Everytime mom and dad take me out to potty, they bundle up and look like weeble wobbles covered in scarfs and coats. I think Duncan almost froze to the fence in "mid-stream" the other night. And with the cold weather it's also very dry, giving me the winter itchies! Mom bought a humidifier (who knew we'd ever need to make our house more humid in Alabama?!?!) and has upped my egg intake to one a day to help with my itchies.
I thought I saw a polar bear out the other night, so I decided I needed a big stick as a weapon...that or for kindling in case we get too cold. Behold--my Polar Bear Beating Stick!!
I am Master of the Giant stick! With my sidekick Duncan!
Duncan, act like a polar bear so I can practice my polar bear ninja moves!
So we've been spending a lot of time inside. I've been playing with and destroying my toys I got for Christmas. First to go was this "indestructable" toy Granny bought me. I think that is a challenge, so I tore apart the tennis ball. It didn't stand a chance!
I hope we do get snow tomorrow. I like to play in it. Tomorrow night mom and dad are going to or-e-in-tation for my doggy school that starts next week. I wonder what they'll find out??
Stay warm and watch out for those polar bears!!