There once was a beautiful GSD named Anna-locks. She was what some might call "high maintenance" but she was okay with that.
One night, as her mom went off to sleep, Anna-locks tried falling asleep in her "Lair of Doom" aka under the bed. But Anna-locks laid there and thought, this bed is too hard...I need to sleep somewhere else!
So Anna-locks crawled up on the bed with her mom...who was sleeping like a bear! She laid down and put her little puppy head on a pillow...it was a body pillow her dad used at night. After tossing and turning, Anna said, this pillow is too poofy!
Anna-locks then rooted the poofy body pillow off the bed (oh so quietly I assure you), then laid her head down on her dad's normal pillow. "Ahhh....this one is just right!" she said! She was so comfortable and relaxed that as she drifted off to dreamland, she pooted.
This woke up the momma-bear who was pretty much awake during the whole "Anna-locks getting comfy thing" and had had enough. With a GRRRRRRRRR (or more like a sleepy ANNA!!) momma bear scared off Anna-locks.
But Anna-locks, using the power of cute, came back, snuggled with mom bear an they all lived happily ever after! THE END.
Well, this is MY version of the story anyway, I don't know why mom looks so sleepy today and told dad she didn't get any sleep last night because of "his daughter." Must have been one of the kitties doing something!! Whistle....whistle.....