Here's Alley. Alley likes to sleep on Dunc's doggie bed...but she's a kitty. I think she does this because she's part demon-cat. Dunc is scared of the kitties, so he'll lay on the floor instead of making her move! So it's up to mom and I to rescue Dunc's doggie bed from the demon cat.
And then there's Simon. He's pretty normal. He'll lay with me, let me put his mouth in my head, etc. Actually I THOUGHT he was normal until I uncovered a dark secret....
...he's a crossdresser!!!! Not really, mom and dad made him wear this shirt one day, he wasn't happy about it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I soooo shoot kibble out of my nose whenever I see this photo!!
Weird weird kitties!!!