Kitties are weird. I know that sounds redundant, but it's true. They poo in boxes, sleep all day, are mystified by boxes and strings, they're just weird.
As you know, I have three kitties in my house. Simon, Alley and Mia. Simon and I are cool...Mia and I have gotten pretty close, but Alley still makes devil noises from under the bed at me.
Mia is very odd. Even mom and dad know it. She likes to get in the tub before mom takes a bath...I have no idea why. I thought kitties hated tubs and water. What the crap??
When I go to ask her what the crap she's doing in the tub, she swats at me, then she rubs against me and purs then she runs off. How am I supposed to read this?? I'm so confused...
Here's Alley. Alley likes to sleep on Dunc's doggie bed...but she's a kitty. I think she does this because she's part demon-cat. Dunc is scared of the kitties, so he'll lay on the floor instead of making her move! So it's up to mom and I to rescue Dunc's doggie bed from the demon cat.
And then there's Simon. He's pretty normal. He'll lay with me, let me put his mouth in my head, etc. Actually I THOUGHT he was normal until I uncovered a dark secret....
...he's a crossdresser!!!! Not really, mom and dad made him wear this shirt one day, he wasn't happy about it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I soooo shoot kibble out of my nose whenever I see this photo!!
Weird weird kitties!!!
I don't know any kitties... but mom said she had a kittie when she was younger that loved to go in the bathtub, as long as the water wasn't on!
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"...let me put his mouth in my head..." OK, now, I knows I is just a dog and all and my reeding/riting skills mite not be the bestest, but rilly, how duss a kitteh put hims mouf in your hed?
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee! You're quite right of course - kitties are weird. And not nearly as intelligent as rumor has it.
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OOPS! I mean put his head in my mouth!! BOL!!!
ReplyDeleteAh, we'll never understand cats :)
ReplyDeleteThough their behavior is a bit odd, I find kittehs to be beautiful creatures wif the soft furs and gracefulness... and also quite tasty.
ReplyDeletewif love from the Luke
P.S. I never tasted one, but my imagination runs wild wif the fought...
Ha Ha - we loved your typo, Anna - great image:)
ReplyDeleteSince we don't have any kitties in our home, we can't really contribute much here, but that kitty in the tub might be checking to be sure there are no spiders waiting to get the Mom.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Love your post Anna!! I was just talking about kitties today to a few people. I have two and their behavior is typical kitty stuff. Both just love to get in the bathtub after I'm in it and it's still wet!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly
ReplyDeleteLike DUH is khorrekht!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra and The Golden Khousins
Oh, kitties are weird! There's one that follows Morgan and me on our walks at night. I don't know what that cat is thinking, but he sure can't take either one of us!
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Hello Miss Anna :o)
ReplyDeleteYour kitty siblings are funny and cuuute!
I do not know cats personally but my Mommy tells me that they are very independent and bossy and they really do not care what you think or say...
Smooches,
Neeko ♥