Mom is also watching all sorts of scary movies right now, but I don't get it. Why is you scared of a guy in a mask when there are much scarier things out there....here's some of my top scary things.
1. New People.
I don't do well with peoples I don't know. I'd rather stick to my peeps. And the more a new people TRIES to make me like them, the more creeped out I get. I've watched Lifetime movies, I know you don't talk to strangers or take anything from them...they could be a phsyco killer, lock me a way and steal all my toys and noms.
Once I get to know you and I see that mom and dad like you, I'm good. But until then, I'll keep my eyes on you!
2. Plastic Wheels on Concrete
I HATE the way this sounds. I hate going on walks and getting near skateboards, rollerskates, strollers, etc. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me, I hates it and it creeps me out!! I'm fine with bikes, but anything that makes a lot of noise drives me crazy with fear!
3. Things up my butt.
I like Dr. Vet. Dr. Vet is pretty cool. Until they put something up my butt. Then I'm ready to GO! I think most people can understand this though, no one wants anything up their butt. If you do, I don't want to know you!
4. Zombie Squirrels
They're out there. I know it. Be prepared my friends, be prepared.....
That's the main scary stuff...I don't like sudden bumps/noises, but that's about it. These fears are waaaay more justified than aliens, don't you think? What are you scared of?