What's Black and White and Wet all Over?

Do you know? Do you have any idea? I'll give you a hint...it's not me!

Mom and dad were once again painting our squatter bedroom (I'll have pics after this weekend when they get done with it). I was laying on our squatter bed supervising, chewing a sock, and in walks Simon...and if we had theme music, this would have been the point that the "DUN DUN DUN!!" music would have started.

Simon is a know it all...as in he has to know it all. He gets right up in everybody's business, especially mom's business. Mom was painting the trim around the bathroom door. The paint is white. Simon is black. Figured out the answer to my post title yet?

Yep, mom's there, just a painting and she keeps telling Simon to get away from the door. Simon doesn't listen. Finally he walks out the freshly painted door without getting any paint on him and what does the doofus do? He rubs up next to the paint can!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now, mom didn't have the camera on her, so she didn't get a pikture. Dad and I were laughing, and dad said he looked like Pepe La Pu:

I don't know who that is, but I did my own recreation of what Simon looked like:

So mom sighed (said some other words) picked him up and took him to the bathroom. Uh oh!! We know what that means! Mia and I stood outside the door as we heard the water running in the tub. About 5 mins later Simon emerges looking like a drowned rat, but smelling rather powdery fresh.

Mom went back to painting and Simon just gave her the stink eye. This is further proving my hypothesis that kitties are rather weird!!