Friday, April 8, 2011

Protekt This House!

As a German Shepherd, part of my job is to protekt mom, dad, the house, Duncan and, sigh, the kitties. I take this seriously. I'm willing to take on any foe (as long as they don't have a vaccum cleaner, skateboard or the like) to protekt my peoples.

Squirrel. Bring it.

Pizza delivery guy? I'm on it.

UPS man...well, he brings me stuff so I just let him know I'm "keeping an eye on him".

But my main nemisis lurks around our neighborhood like a poisoned snake. Glance by and you'll miss him. He hides in people's shrubberies and looks in windows. He goes through people's trash and learns about them...and I keep my eye on him. Watching for the moment to catch him and be hailed as a heroine!

Last night, he almost walked into our backyard as mom and dad were up on the back patio, clueless the the danger in the bottom part of our yard. But I was there. I was like a ninja waiting to strike! As soon as he got ready to hop our fence I went into action! I ferociously barked and tried to get mom and dad's attention!



Finally mom came down to see what the "fuss was about." I tried to warn her to stay back, this is not a guy you want to take lightly...but then mom just started laughing!! Can't you see the danger in the photo?!?!

Let me biggie-fy it!

Yes, it's a black and white kitty!! OMG!! Not just any kitty. I HATE this kitty. I mean, I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to kitties, but he's always taunting me and this time he was on my property chasing a chipmunk!! That is MY chipmunk!! What' next?? He goes after MY squirrels!?!? This will not do, my friends.

Mom finally got me inside and I quickly ran to the front windows to see my foe...and there he was. Across the street, glaring at me. Until we meet again kitty....
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17 comments:

  1. houndstoothApril 8, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Oh my! This sounds so much like Morgan that I had to double check and make sure she hadn't taken over your blog! If you think that's bad, Anna, we have a black and white cat here in town and he STALKS us on our walks! Oh, if only that leash didn't hold us back, we'd teach that cat a lesson he'd never forget. We feel your pain!

    Bunny

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  2. CowspotdogApril 8, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Good job on protecting - you REALLY have to watch those unknown kitties - they can be sooooooo sneaky and you are NEVER sure what they are up to. They can have that haughty look that says I am just passing by when in reality they are planning ways to get in YOUR yard. Keep on watching I say!

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  3. Helping Shepherds of Every Color RescueApril 8, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    yes, it might be a "Killer Kitty". You never know. Keep up the good work.
    By the way.....plastic bags really scare me.

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  4. Frankie Furter and ErnieApril 8, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    EXCELLENT A+ Superior job of protecting your Kingdom. THAT ....THINGY.... looks pawsitively EVIL.

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  5. Alasandra, The Cats and DogsApril 8, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    I am rather fond of cat myself. ~Fenris

    We are all very relieved Simon is OK.

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  6. Boris KittyApril 8, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    OMC....I iz LMFTO at u wif dis evil nemesis kitteh. We kittehs r sneaky u best be on the look out at all times.

    *nosetaps*

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  7. Bailey Be Good!April 8, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Anna! Thank you for letting me know about your Bully Cat! So funny we posted about them on the same day! I would have thought I was the only one who had this problem. Us doggies need to band together!

    Woofs & hugs,

    ~Bailey

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  8. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥April 8, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Anna, you just have to do everything in your power to protect your kingdom. The cats seem to steer clear of ours - they must have gotten the message through the grapevine. We wish the bunnies would catch on too.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  9. UnknownApril 8, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    I know that Eva can sympathize with you!
    Those kitties are taunting little 'uns! Becareful of them too!!!!

    You are doing a great job protecting your humans from him!

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  10. MadameMoiselleApril 8, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    Protect the house and the family! Black kitties are evil kitties.

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  11. D.K. WallApril 9, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    Excellent protection work!

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  12. KBApril 9, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    I have to admit that your story brought our friend Morgan immediately to mind. I think that you and Morgan should compare notes!

    I hope that kitty got the message!

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  13. Karen JoApril 10, 2011 at 3:00 AM

    There is nothing worse than a taunting kitty. They seem to know how close they can get without getting caught. I am very glad that Simon is well again.

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  14. Amber-MaeApril 10, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    BOL! Anna, you're such a funny girl. Perhaps you should set a few traps outside your fence & hope that kitty gets trapped in one of them. You can then make some roasted kitty for din dins!

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  15. The HeartbeatsApril 10, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    OMD! We have a black & white taunting cat in our hood too!!!! McIver HATES him!

    wiggles,
    calhoun

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  16. ♥I am Holly♥April 11, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Anna, you are great at protecting your kingdom! A kitty that chases your chipmunks and squirrels certainly needs to be chased away! Keep an eye out for that one....we have one like that around here that goes up and down the alley behind the houses and taunts the dogs! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

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  17. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!April 12, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    I shudder to imagine the trio of Morgan, Nyxie, and WOO!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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