B'day Loot and a Stupid Hat

Thanks for all the B'day wishes! It was the best birthday EVER (well, it was my first, but it was the best!).

I got all kinds of great prezzies! Mom did good. I loved unwrapping them. You actually get to destroy paper and NOT get in trouble. It's actually encouraged. I didn't ask questions, I just went with it, and after you destroy the paper there are prizes inside. I think birthdays should be everyday. Here's my loot!

Hmm....wonder what's in here???

OMG a pink camo WUBBA!!! I love wubba's!!!

What do you think Duncan??

Wow! Wubba, a giant spider and an Octopus Cuz!!

Yeah, I racked up! I love Wubba's (go get your dog one now!) and I've already partially amputated on of spider's legs. The Octopus Cuz is also great, it's by the same people who make my Bawk Bawk and Cuz. They squeak LOUD!

Okay, now onto a more pressing subject. Mom decided to humiliate me by putting an ice cream cone on my head. This is NOT cool like a Band-Anna. Here's the photographic evidence of my torture...someone call the SPCA on them!!!

So I destroyed the first one, thinking awesome it's all done! But noooooo mom got a pack of the damn icecream cones. I finally relented so she could get one more picture....

Then tried to find the ice cream in the cone. There wasn't any, so I just destroyed this one as well. She gave up after that, but she was highly entertained and said I looked "so cute". I ain't buying it. Whatever makes her happy I guess...but sometimes peoples are so weird.