Do you know what this is? I had no idea until mom told me it was a squirrel's nest! Apparently in the wind and stuff yesterday it go knocked down out of the tree. At first I was ex-static because this meant they lost one of their blasted homes above my house. Ha ha take that stupid squirrels!!
But my smile and happiness was short lived...do you notice what I notice??? Well Watson, let's investigate the scene of the crime again at it, shall we?
I couldn't believe my puppy eyes...what? Still don't see it? See if this helps:
Yes, that little piece of turquoise and hot pink fabric is one of my Nuclear Monkey arms that I chewed off months ago! It's in their freakin nest! What the holy crap is that about?!?!
I chewed off his arms and played with them happily. I knew mom had thrown a couple of them away, so when one went missing I didn't think crap about it. But apparently, one of those devil squirrels snuck in the backyard while I was sleeping and stole MY amputated Nuclear Monkey arm and took it to their lair...where god only knows what they did with it.
My mind raced with what those little furry bastards did with it. Did they try to get my smell for war training exercises? Did they run around trees with it? Whipe their butts with it? Hump it? Oh god the humanity.
I can't think about it anymore...all I know is they've gone too far. I will show no mercy...NO MERCY I tell you! Guard your toys my friends...I asked mom to give monkey arm a proper burial or to just burn it of their squirrel-germs.
RIP Nuclear Monkey Arm. You fought the brave fight and we salute you!!