Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Do you know what this is? At first I was like, why did mom buy me a hubcap. Then she informed me it's my new doggy food bowl. Ummm...what?
APPARENTLY mom says I eat too fast and I need to slow down. This stupid bowl is supposed to make me slow down. At first I was like "no freakin way!" then I tried to eat out of it. Holy crap it's hard. I mean, I'm not going to starve, but it does take me longer. Like Duncan and his "regular" bowl finishes before I do...not allowing me to steal extra food from his "regular" bowl.
This sucks. I can't help it. I love my Blue Buffalo Sweet Potato and Fish recipe food. I've never seen a fish or know what a potatoe is, but I like them. Especially when mom puts yogurt or a raw egg in my bowl with my kibble. But now, I have to pace myself. WTF??
The other thing, this doesn't stay in place like my other bowl, so here I am trying to get the last yogurty-fishy-potaotey morsels of my food and I'm scooting it all over the kitchen. Sigh. I swear, I knew I never should have let mom go to the pet store unsupervised, she comes home with this crap.
She said it's for my health so I don't "bloat" but I think she just gets the giggles out of seeing me suffer for her own human amusement. And she wonders why I run around the house with her bras in my mouth, it's revenge mom! Revenge!!