So, mom had this GRAAAND idea of having some photos done of me and the BP...and she was going to do them by herslef...ALONE. Mom haz officially lost her mind.
See, the leaves are all pretty and so she decided how hard can this be...my friends, the following is a timeline of terror...
I have never worked with such an ameteur! I mean, he can't even sit up pretty!!
(Duncan is old and wise, he walks away knowing this will end BADLY!)
Mom thought she could get me to lay down and look cute....
But I sneeked attacked the BP with a NOM NOM SLOBBER!! (see, he never saw it coming! Muwhahahahaha!!)
I don't think he approved....what the crap!?!? He went all BLECH!!
Then BP said: Give me a paw bump, let's ruin mom's hopes of getting a perfect pikture and ruin her hopes and dreamz....
I was like, no, I'm gonna smile pretty! I'm a pretty girl....and BP was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BP threw his hand in the air and said I QUIT!! So I was like I QUIT TOO!!! And mom was like I QUIT THREE!!!
So, after not used to working in such conditions, I went and put the bitey on my toy....
BP had some manical evil baby laughter as mom, dejected and failed, put everything back inside...
Whew, inside me and BP took a nap...ruining mom's hopes and dreams of a beautiful outside fall photo is hard work....