Mom likes watching crazy TV shows....things like Intervention, Swamp People (CHOOT IT!) and now, Hoarders.
It makes her either:
A. Feel really good about our house
B. Have the need to clean somehting
While watching last night's episode, mom said "I'm so glad we got rid of any clutter we had when we redid the house!" But then as she looked at me she got a weird look on her face....
"Anna, my darling, you have have a hoarding problem...."
I don't know what you're talking about!
I know them all by name!!!
I think you're just jealous!!!
I know I'm not a hoarder! I can't even compete with Buttons who has the most impressive toy stash in the WORLD!
Mom stated this pile doesn't include my outdoor toys or the countless number of socks and underpants I run around with....pffft. Whatever woman!! Now go out and buy me something!!!!