Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Mysterious Case of the TP Bandit

It was a nice quiet night. Crickets chirped, bugs buzzed, mom watched TV, I nomed my bone, Dunc was passed out....we were clueless to the carnage going on down the hall.

Mom was a little worried when she saw the bathroom door ajar....she cautiously opened the door, turned on the light and screamed when she saw THIS:

Oh, the pup-manity! A whole role of TP sat colorless and lifeless on the floor. What a waste.

Upon hearing mom's scream I ran into Inspektor Anna action. My list of suspects was pretty slim. It wasn't me, it wasn't Duncan. It also wasn't Simon cause he was laying on mom the whole time. Alley? No way. That would require effort and unless there's noms or a twinkie hidden in the roll of TP she doesn't do that only left: Mia

Mia who has always had a TP fetish. Mia who stalks quietly from bathroom to bathroom looking for victims.

There she was, coming back to relish in her crime. I did not approve, so I went PFFFFTTTTT! at her and gave her a raspberry of dissaproval.

She hung her head in shame. She knew she was busted. As she tried to flee I chased her under the kitchen table and kept her in that prison until bedtime. Case Closed--Inspektor Anna out.


  1. Hey there Anna...
    It's quite the mystery as to who emptied the toilet roll, isn't it. I get up to that type of thing often - regular activity for me, including other things. Chewed up mom's slipper last night.
    Come around and meet me sometime. I am Maxdog's great nephew and Maxmom told me all about the 'snow dog' you made for him one day.
    Sending lotsalicks

  2. I think Mia woz framed. I think it woz the skwerrel wot woz sitting outside my winder taunting me yesterday. Yup, it do all be an elaborate skwerrel set-up. And here be my mom: "But they are soooooo cute!" They totally has her unner their spells. Sigh.

  3. Oh Anna....that is defnitely a kitty thing. Our kitty Addie (who is over the bridge now) use to unroll FULL ROLLS of toilet paper when she was a little kitty!

    Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

  4. Anna, we agree with Shawnee. Those squirrels are EVIL!!! At least you had fun putting Mia in jail!!

  5. Hm... I agree with Shawnee... I think you were thrown a curve ball here!

  6. We think it wasn't her but a squirrel that framed her!!! Holly did that when she was a went through three rooms by time I found her with it. Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

  7. Inspector Anna... PLEASE Sniff into to this a bit more. I am thinkin that it was a squirrel like the others do.
    Now it is NOT a TOTAL waste.
    Your mom can make Tons of those Grrrreat Sneaker Streamers.. you know.. the kind that ladies come out of the Potty rooms in Restaurants and other places. Everybuddy always LOVES seeing those going by. It always causes them to be all Happy and Laffy and stuffs. You just gotta look on the PAWSitive side.

  8. that TP bandit sure gets around
    Benny & Lily

  9. Ah - so THAT is the TP monster. I have heard of those but so far far we haven't had one visit us. We just get the garden kind.

  10. How funny. Great detective work, Anna. If Mia wants to continue with her TP fetish, then Mia needs to learn better techniques for becoming M-I-A. BOL

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  11. Anna, you are one thorough sniffvestigator! Morgan was nodding and agreeing with how you handled everything. We were thinking you might want to sniff the window ledge, just to rule out any evidence of a marauding squirrel, but Mia was certainly acting very guilty! Great detective work!


  12. Hey Anna!
    Wow, great investigating! I think some kitty is in the dog house! BWAR HAR HAR ahem. I've been known to cause a tissue or two to self-destruct, so I understand the impulse. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP