Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Twas a Dark and Stormy Night....

....and mom was in the tub, getting her 15 minutes of calming, hot relaxation. The Bald Puppy was watching his stories (Team Umizoomi anyone?) in the living room.

Drip, drip...went the water. There was a rainy storm outside and every once in a while mom would hear the wind and rains. Then she did hear something else...

Pant...

pant....

Shuffle shuffle...

Pant...

Then it would be gone. She'd settle herself and then again...

pant...pant....groan...

What do it be?!? She got out of the tub, looked down the darkened hall....


A dark, haunting silhouette...quickly she went to her bedroom....

pant pant...shuffle...groan...

What is in the darkness of the hall?!?!


Quickly, she reached for the hall light...and found....






A panting, shuffling and very hungry geriatric dog. :)

Mom, don't you know we eat at 7:30 and it do be 7:40? Get with it, the old man is hungry!!!!

Sigh, between the 2 year old bald puppy and the 17 year old Old Fart, mom can't get no relaxashions!!BOL!

4 comments:

  1. Your poor mom...but honestly, what was she thinking trying to relax during dinner time.

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  2. BOL - your Mom is lucky that Duncan waits until 7:30!!! Phantom starts the dinner call at 4:00 every afternoon on the dot - and then he doesn't even eat his dinner:( Silly old man.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara,, and Lightning

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  3. Our Old Man Bilbo is the same as Phantom!!! Those Seniors....they live by there internal clocks for sure!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  4. Do that Duncan be getting you up at 4:30 efurry morning to go out and pee, too? That be my new geriatric thing, BOL. Mom always say if'n I get her up before 3:30 she can goes back to sleep, after 3:30, she be up fur the day. Not me, I pee and come back in and finish my booty sleep with a snore fur good measure.

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