Howl-o-ween Story: The Night the Bald Puppy Cried

Okay, I has a skeery Howl-o-ween timey story of terror to tell you! This may not be suitable for young pups or those with heart conditions, so be-ware!! This is my disclaimer and I can't be held responsible for nightmares and such....ok, here we go...

 

 

The Night the Bald Puppy Cried

 

 

It was a dark and cool night, just days before Howl-o-ween. There had been word of a dark presence roaming around the quiet neighborhood. There were tails of a monster with a giant flashing red eye that jingled and rattled chains as it lurked around...some called it the Chupacabra!

 

On this night, two peoples decided to take their Bald Puppy for a walkie...it was cool and the half moon lit up the sky. They laughed at the idea of a Chupacabra...HA HA HA!! They was fools!

 

They walked past some suspicious characters...but they weren't scared...

But the Wolfman, Michael Myers, Freddy and their friends told the peoples "TURN BAAAACKKK!!!"  (in a skeery kinda way) but they didn't listen, cause peoples NEVER listen!

So the peoples pressed on, to the walking track...it was dark and quiet...too quiet...

But they heard a jingling...and saw a red glowing light in the distance!!

The light was coming closer....Oh no! The Chupacabra!!!! RUN!!!

They ran and ran (okay they walked quickly), but the jingling was closer...then they hit a DEAD END!!!

Oh no, they'll never make it! This was it!! Even the Bald Puppy was skeered!!!! And the red eyed beast was right behind them!!!

They turned and saw the red light, the paws, the claws, the tail, the muscular body, giant ears, goofy smile, diva collar and accessories...wait a minute!

It wasn't the Chupacabra! It was the Annacabra in her trusty inky blinky light!!! Whew! Knowing they were safe, they went back home....

But on cool nights, the Annacabra still runs free...Muwhahahahahahahaha!

 

Happy Howl-o-Ween!!!

 

Whew! Hope that wasn't too skeery for you! Watch out for Annacabras!!!! :)

 

 



Alley Update Super Kitty Mojo

Well, you guys give yourself a paw...and a treat...and a belly skratchy...cause mom just got a SUPER call from Dr. Vet!!

He said, and I quote: “In 30 years of doing this, I’ve never seen a cat improve so drastically!”

Seems Alley is being touted as a bit of a miracle kitty at the Dr. Vet place. Which is cool, as long as she doesn't take over my Diva status there. Anyway, her kidney value was 211 Monday, which apparenlty is very very very bad, but today it was at 8!!! Dr. Vet said he even asked the tech if she broughten him the right kitty's chart!!  

All other levels are in the normal range, she’s eating and purring. They’re going to keep her today, take out the cath and IV and see how she does in the morning, but more than likely the chubby kitty is coming home tomorrow! Whoo hoo!

 

As I said, Alley doesn't have much to do with me, but she's Simon's BFF and mom and dad's little chubby buddy. She sleeps right next to mom's head or on her pillow every night. Mom has been sad the past few nights since there was no Alley cat there, so I put my feets up in her face last night...she said it wasn't the same, but she appreciated the effort. I think my feets smell better than a kitty, but mom did not agree. Hmph.

 

So again, thank you all for the great kitty mojo!! Whenever this world gets craptastic, mom and I love coming to bloggerville, it's such a warm great place!!

 

Oh, tomorrow I'm going to post a skeeery Howl-o-ween themed story...Muwhahahaha!

Alley update

Well, we got kinda good news. Dr. Vet called and said Alley's kidneys are all messed up...bad. But after fluids, she's eating again...like nomming down with a quickness. So mom and dad have decided to do a 24-hour treatment and retest to see if that helps. We're praying it does! If it does, then we'll continue it for a few days and hopefully bring her home.

Mom and dad went through something similar with Simon the same time the Bald Puppy came home and it worked for him, so paws crossed Alley has the same kitty healing mojo! These kitties sure are keeping mom and dad on their toes! Who knew that the Bald Puppy would be so much less stressful!!!!

Reverse Psychology/Kitty Mojo Needed

First off, I want to ask you all for some good kitty mojo...Miss Alley Cat is sick and staying at Dr. Vet overnight.

While she doesn't play or have anything to do with me, mom and dad are quite fond of Alley, and it looks like she may be having some kidney issues...like bad ones. Mom is very worried, but we'll know more in the morning, but mom says it's not looking good, but we're crossing our paws and hoping it all works out!!

In other news, I had to use some reverse psychology tac-ticks on the mom and Bald Puppy...

See, Bald Puppy is all up in my floor space. This is cool. I like the BP. But then, mom puts the BP down there with TOYS!! Now, you know I like me some toys, so you do the math:

Bald Puppy + Toys = Anna Fun System Overload!!

So I wanted to play with the BP's toys, but apparently that is "frowned upon" so I got the "Anna No." and "Anna, Leave It" crap. Humph.

I then thought, well I'll show them! I'll get out my AWESOME toys and show the BP what he's missing and he'll be jealous of MY awesome toys and I won't let him play with it, I'll say "BP LEAVE IT!" So PFFTTTTT!!!!

You can see how distraught the BP is...he can't even look at me and all the FUN I'm having! I mean, he was torn up about it...really...so much so he completely ignored me and played with his dangly things that I can't touch...sigh...this may not be working as well as I had planned in my head...

Mom said don't worry, soon the BP will be all up in my toys and we can share. That sounds cool, as long as he doesn't drool all over everything!

Big Sister Checking In!!

Do you remember me? When I dissappeared I was just Anna the Diva...now I'm Anna the Diva BIG SISTER!! Yes, the Invisible People Puppy arrived, so now it's not Invisible anymore, it's my little Bald Puppy!

Bald Puppy was born on Sept. 4. Mom and dad left on the 3rd (Labor Day..ha ha) to go to the people Dr. Vet hospital to be "en-dew-ced". Things went well, then the Bald Puppy got hard headed so they had to take mom into surgery!! Good thing too, cause the Bald Puppy was not only stubborn, but had his cord around his neck! Wow! But he's okay, mom's okay, and they came home that Friday and man, it's been game on since!

I was in Anna-sniffer overdrive since they brought him home. It took Dunc three days to even notice there was something else in the house, and since Bald Puppy doesn't give out any noms, Dunc pretty much ignores him, as do the kitties, so it's all up to me to take care of him. Thanks slacker family...

Anyhoo, I used to get really worked up when he cried, but now I'm good. He doesn't cry much, only two times at night to get his nom on, I get up with mom and keep her company. I guess that's the perk of Dunc being deaf, he sleeps through everything. :)

Here he is in his swing...see my tactic? I start off slow...a lick on the foot here....

Then BAM!! KISSES!!!!!!

Later, mom introduced him to "tummy time" which means "on the floor close to Anna time".

One day, he'll be mobile and mom said I can chase and herd him! Whoo hoo! Come on Bald Puppy, get a move on!

Till then, we just nap together and hang out...

I take my role of Bald Puppy Protektor very seriously! It's a full time job, but I'm up to it! Hope you are all well, I'll try to post more often, we're trying to get into a routine as mom's gone back to work..BOOO!!!!

Nesting Ninja Invaders

We're only 39 days away from the appearance of the Invisible People Puppy, which means mom is doing something weird...they call it "nesting". I'm not sure what that means, mom's not a bird, but apparently it does lead to massive house cleaning/redoing/daddy tasks and a lot of supervising from yours truly! It also causes dad to curse at something called "Pinterest".....

So this weekend, mom and dad decided to revamp the spare room and made  had dad help. I was cool with it, cause this is where Aunt T and Lola stay when they visit, and mom said Granny and Pawpaw will be visting a lot more soon. Let's do this!

Part of this process was getting a new peoples bed. The other one was OLD so out it went and in came a new, nice peoples mattress. There was furniture painting and mom made pillows and blah blah blah, but let's get to the part where things get weird...

We has these "garbage ninjas" in our neighborhood. Our city allows you to put all kinds of junk on the curb and they pick it up once a week, that is if it survives our local junk/garbage scavengers—the Garbage Ninjas. They are usually unseen, and your stuff just disappears within minutes of setting it out, so the below scene is what we believe to be “GNIs” or Garbage Ninja Imposters.

So after we'd finished all the new bedroom stuff, we looked up and witnessed the following…which mom took photos of:

The Scene: Mom: Honey, there’s some ninjas out here taking our mattress…

Wait, is he putting this on TOP of the van?? (this is after sever failed attempts to put them in the back of said van). He kept talking to something “in” the van but we didn’t know what it was….

Just as we wondered how they were going to secure it, this giant extension cord comes flying out the passenger window…I crap you not.

Like a redneck spider monkey, he climbs up, smoking, droopy-drawers and all, to HOIST the mattress up! Mom apologizes that she didn’t take a photo of it landing on top of him, making a redneck spider-monkey mattress sandwich, she was laughing too hard and trying not to pee herself…So, use your imagination, it looked a lot like Wiley Coyote  when a rock lands on him, little arms and legs sticking out. (But do know that the cig was still lit when he emerged!)

 

Time to secure this baby! Yes, they opened the passenger door and tied the extension cord through the window….if you look closely you can see the arm of his extension-cord hurling female cohort….no pictures of her either, but let's just say, neon pink tube top okay?

 

Oh yeah, this puppy is up to code!! And they drove off….God bless America.

Mom laughed so hard, dad had a look of shock and horror on his face, I was so shocked at this whole thing I didn't even bark at them...

In other, less entertaining news, during her "nesting" mom found her camera charger!! Yay! So now there's no reason that there shouldn't be more ANNA photos on here!

DST: Duncan Savings Time

We're here, and alive. Sorry for lack of posts, but we have good excuses reasons:

1. It's too dang hot to do anything

2. Mom still has no camera...boo mom

But there has been an interesting development. Duncan has moved on from Old Fart and has almost reached Diva Status.

During the last month, he has become very...umm..pushy when it comes to evening Nom-Time. Big boy has always loved nom-times, but he's reached new levels of demanding.

It is now evening nom-time at EXACTLY 7 p.m. No room for error...SEVEN PEE-EM!

He will actually awaken himself from his Old-Fart coma, walk over to mom and dad on the couch and huff, bark, whine and yes, even paw at them until they get up to feed his highness!!!

I am in awe of this brazen behavior. Even the kitties are in shock. The other night, dad was in the kitchen getting him and mom's noms ready and Duncan walked his fuzzy butt right in there, stood next to dad and gave him the nom-stare-of death. Dad told him to "get out" of the kitchen, and Duncan did, but then turned around and proceeded to bark at dad! Then huff, then give stink eye.

Mom laughed and said "Someone needs a Snickers!!!"