Friday, May 8, 2009

Hittin da Bottle

Mom's leaving me. Again. She's going to some place called "vegas" for a week!
I don't like "Vegas". I don't like it cause it means mom is leaving. And she's taking her laptop. So I'll have no blogging for a week. A week! That's like 20 years to me! Ugh. I asked if I could go, but she said no although she'd love to take me.

What's up with the parents? Dad leaves for a week. Then mom leaves for a week. They have me feeling like something I heard on Oprah...a "latch-key kid". I have no idea what it means, but I think I am one. And it sounds bad.

To compensate for being a key kid, I started hittin the bottle to drown my sorrows:

Gulp gulp!
I'm feelinz dizzy.....

I go boom!
So I think I'm done hittin the bottle. It didn't end well. At least mom will be here this weekend. We're going to Granny and papa's for mother's day and I'll get to play with Rebel, my cousin the sheltie.
Oh crap! It's mommy day! I have to get daddy to get something for mommy from me! what should I do? Maybe a stick?!? Any idears???


  1. We think she might like a big sloppy Anna Kiss.

    Where are you going while Mom is in Vegas? Hope it is somewhere fun.

    Tail wags, the OP Pack

  2. Hi Anna! My mom loves cards with doggies on them - I don't know why - and flowers, too. I know you'll miss your mom, and we'll miss you being able to blog for a week, but hopefully she'll get back safely and give you lots of treats. Have fun with Rebel!

    See ya!

  3. OP, I'll be staying home with dad. He doesn't give me all my yummy stuff like he's 'sposed to...there is no guarantee I'll have yogurt everymorning.Even though mommy always tells him like 50 times to do it before she leaves.

    It's going to be a long week.

  4. Oh yes!

    A big Anna khyss should be ALL she needs!

    Or maybe her own bottle!


  5. Oh my Anna!

    I hope your Mom has a good time in Vegas! I can't wait to read your post next week! Try not to hit the bottle too much!

    Happy Trails
    Ziggy Marley

  6. oohh..
    I am sad too when mom and dad leave me..

    feel free to drop by my blog..