Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Scary Things

For Howl-a-ween I thought I'd look at things that scare me. Like I knows what scares mom, she's scared of aliens and roaches. Seriously. She screams anytime she sees one of those buggies and won't let me near it. Dad is terrified of snakes, and screams like mom when he sees one and makes mom get rid of it. Weird huh?

Mom is also watching all sorts of scary movies right now, but I don't get it. Why is you scared of a guy in a mask when there are much scarier things out there....here's some of my top scary things.

1. New People.

I don't do well with peoples I don't know. I'd rather stick to my peeps. And the more a new people TRIES to make me like them, the more creeped out I get. I've watched Lifetime movies, I know you don't talk to strangers or take anything from them...they could be a phsyco killer, lock me a way and steal all my toys and noms.

Once I get to know you and I see that mom and dad like you, I'm good. But until then, I'll keep my eyes on you!

2. Plastic Wheels on Concrete

I HATE the way this sounds. I hate going on walks and getting near skateboards, rollerskates, strollers, etc. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me, I hates it and it creeps me out!! I'm fine with bikes, but anything that makes a lot of noise drives me crazy with fear!

3. Things up my butt.

I like Dr. Vet. Dr. Vet is pretty cool. Until they put something up my butt. Then I'm ready to GO! I think most people can understand this though, no one wants anything up their butt. If you do, I don't want to know you!

4. Zombie Squirrels

They're out there. I know it. Be prepared my friends, be prepared.....

That's the main scary stuff...I don't like sudden bumps/noises, but that's about it. These fears are waaaay more justified than aliens, don't you think? What are you scared of?


  1. OMD! Now you has gibbed me even more stuffs to be skeered of. As if Mountain Chickuns, Mountain Cows, Mountain Crickets and stairs is not enuff. It do be a skeery werld out there. Shepherds unite again skeeriness!

  2. That squirrel looks super scary!!!!!!!

  3. What a great post!! Love it!! I can picture your dad running away from a snake screaming while your mom has to dispose of it! Mom is scared of really crowded places...she doesn't like weird looking people that sneak up and are begging for cigarettes and money (that happened the other day at a store). I'm scared of people I don't know and sometimes I just immediately don't like somebody and I bark loudly at them and run back to mom for protection. I'm not a fan of that needle thing either and that squirrel is just way too creepy looking!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

  4. I love that post! And I hate number three! Just sayin.

    wif love from the Luke

  5. Anna, we don't like those noisy wheels either. The kids in our neighborhood all LOVE us, but Mom tells them they can't pet us or come see us until they drop the bike, board, scooter, whatever and WALK to say hi. And that thing up the butt - scary!!!! Our Mom doesn't like snakes or spiders, but she does like to watch scary movies.

    Silly humans.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  6. Hi Y'all,

    Can't say I'm really spooked by anything, but don't like people messin' with my butt either!

    Love the cute techs who work with my pretty vet, but why do my Humans leave me with them when they know what they are goin' to do?

    My Human Momma doesn't like flyin' bugs in the house, especially if one lands on her. If one does land on her, sometimes she does a jig like thing while squealin' and my Human Papa gets annoyed with her for carryin' on!

    Nothin' ever bothers Papa except when Momma carries on about a flyin' bug. VBG

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  7. I've not had the joy of #3 -

    But I will deFUR to my pals!


  8. I'm not scared of much of anything, but you remind me a lot of my sister, Morgan! Morgan is afraid of the air freshener that sprays every nine minutes, she's not crazy about new people, either, she does NOT like leaves blowing in the yard and lizards on our hikes are not her thing! At. All!


  9. Those are some furry scary things!

    Woofs and Kisses!
    The Fiesty Three