Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Anna's Prison Camp: Victim 1&2

Well, I've completed day one of a seven day sentence in Anna's Prison Camp (APC). Let me tell you, doing your "doo-ty" while mom or dad hold your leash and Rebel runs around you wanting to play is not easy my friends...these type of imprisonment tactics are cruel and unusual...I feel like I'm in gitmo.

I began putting weight on my leg again, hoping it would prove to the wardens that I'm good to play, but nope. The week-long sentence still stands. So, since I'm in prison, I've learned from many movies that I need to be top dog or the Dog Father. Being top-dog means you have minions to do your dirty work so YOU don't get in trouble with the wardens. I have found my minon....his name is Rebel.

In the cover of darkness our plan hatched. I was in the living room with Dad Warden while Rebel went to "sleep" with Mom Warden. All seemed well, our alibis were set...until mom warden woke up and found this on the counter, I must warn you, the scenes are graphic:

That is what's left of dad's body pillow and the remains of one of my stuffies...dad loves his body pillow and uses it when he's not curled up with mom or me.

As mom slept, Rebel apparently took out a homemade shank he made from a stick in the yard and brutally murdered the body pillow and the stuffie...to make sure they wardens got the message, he left something very odd and sinister...

Yes, that is the stuffie's leg INSIDE the pillow!! This kid is HARDCORE!!

Apparently dad walked in and saw this gruesome scene last night before he went to bed...he dragged the bodies of the fallen to the counter so mom could see it, with this note:

I don't think our message got across though...mom just started laughing. Not quite what we were going for. Hmm....maybe I need to recruit Simon as a minon as well. He's a kitty and kitties are pretty evil when it comes to hatching plots...


  1. Ut oh! I just read about your leg ouchies! Hope you're healed up soon... no fun being in jail for a week...

  2. Oh Anna,
    I feel your pain. I am in jail too. I hurt my leg while running. Dog, was I ever having fun. My ears flying, head high, THEN OWWWWie. I am in my 2nd week. Hoping it will end Fri when I see the vet. Hope you get better soon and can get out of jail too.

  3. A bored dog is a mischievous dog we always say. You need entertainment!! Dancers, food, music. Peeps just don't get it!!

    -Bart and Ruby

  4. Oh my goodness, how did mom rip your stuffie?
    Benny & Lily

  5. Hey Anna!
    Wow, this is hysterical..er, I mean terrible! Being in the slammer is no fun. I've done some undercover work there and it's a rough place. I can't believe that a serious shanking didn't get results.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  6. So what were you hoping for , Anna? Were you planning on incarcerating Rebel so you would have to be set free? BOL

    It's a wonder that Rebel himself didn't get inside that huge body pillow:)

    Hope each day makes that leg better and better.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  7. LOL ive been left notes like that before :) silly dogs. Im sorry about your leg :( We will keep our paws crossed that it gets better.

    Stop on by and enter my giveaway for some treats :)

  8. You mean you is walking on your owie leg and they still keep you in jail and make you do dooty on a leash? OMD Call PETA ASAP on the QT OK? - that be top sekrit code I woz writing you.

  9. I can't believe all this hardship you have to endure, Anna! And to think that your mom didn't take the threat seriously and thought it was cute? Oh my! I hope you survive this whole week in the clinger!


  10. I would be not happy too!

    Stop on by for a visit

  11. All we can say is - WOWZA! what a score! Good work and then some.

  12. Hope you get out of the big house soon, Anna!

    Woofs and Kisses!
    The Fiesty Three

  13. Oooh hope you get out soon! It's a tough job but someone has to do it, great job! BOL!!

  14. Them hu-mans is a bit slow about gitting the message sumtimes. I fink wooo haf a good plan about setting that kitteh on to them. Kittehs generally be evil, so if that kitteh does a bad fing I am sure they will put the kitteh in prison instead of woooo.

    Slobbers from Ruger (I am a pal of Shawnee's)

  15. Wow...you two are naughty! We've had some disembowelments here at Casa Arwen as Fenway tries to systematically destroy each and every stuffie. He starts with taking the tag off - apparently not a fan of washing instructions. We're getting there, though. Maybe if your wardens buy you a punching bag...?