Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Guy in Red

In my last post, I mentioned that mom mentioned some dude named "Santa". It seems some of you already know about Santa, so I had to find out.

Me: "Mom who is Santa?"

Mom: "Santa is a jolly man who lives at the North Pole, he delivers toys to good little girls and boys and puppies on Christmas."

Me: "Soooo, he brings me toys?? Sweet!"

Mom: "But you have to be GOOD....

Me: "Oh, I can do that!"

Mom: "Mmm hmm...then drop the kitty out of your mouth...."

Me: "Oh, that...it was a mouth hug! Yeah, that's it!"

Mom: "And the sock..."

Me: "Hmmm..this is going to be harder than I thought...."

So now mom has me being super-duper good, any time I THINK about doing anything, like running around with her underpants she says "Santa is watching you!" Dang it! This is totally crimping my style!

Mom said that she may even try to get my photo made with Santa! He's going to be at Petsmart, but I hate Petsmart, so mom's checking in to see if Santa will be stopping by Petco. I might be able to handle that. I'm going to have to have a chat with him about this whole "good" thing and what exactly it entales. I don't think it involves socks or kitties.

I think I'm going to have to adjust my Timemachine Thursday post tomorrow to travel to the North Pole instead....

9 comments:

  1. Ooooooo I hope you get to meet Santa Claws!! Make sure you do not mess with the Space Time Continuam thingy...

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  2. You really are going to the North Pole? Wow!! That should be interesting! Be careful and don't get lost! Socks are good for some reason...I eat my moms socks all of the time and she gets mad at me. I probably won't get any gifts for Christmas from Santa..maybe I should go to the North Pole too!

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  3. Don't let the elves scare you...weird looking little guys!
    Can't wait to hear about your visit!
    wroooo wroooo,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

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  4. A mouth hug!

    I love how woo think!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  5. Anna, you are just too funny - you have all the right answers for Mom. Now you have to tell us what is the difference for you b/w Petco and Petsmart? Why is Petco OK?

    Hope you make it to the North Pole - if you do, can you ask Santa to send us some snow?

    Woos, the OP Pack

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  6. You're a German Shepherd - Anna - obedience should come easy for you! Just behave and I'm sure Santa will pay you a visit!!

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  7. Hi Anna,

    We saw this sign and thought you'd like it too.

    "Be naughty and save Santa the trip!"

    BOL

    Waggles,
    Bijou

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  8. Hi Anna, be sure not to "mouth hug" Santa when you're getting your picture taken with him, or he'll conveniently "forget" to come down your chimney on Christmas Eve!
    Your pal,
    Sedona

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