In exciting news, mom and dad finished painting all the rooms in the house!! Whoo hoo! On Sunday they only had two bedrooms to do. But in bad news, I was framed my friends. I mean, how could I, the princess Diva have anything to do with the following turn of events??
See, I was supervising their painting, as I always do, when somehow, mom noticed some cream colored paint on my pretty, shiney black fur! WHAT THE CRAP?!?! How did that get there?? I'm not careless enough to walk against a wall, uhh-uh, no way!
See, I had paint on my ears, which made me look all George Clooney! And it was on BOTH ears? I mean, seriously, how did this happen?? Then mom noticed ANOTHER spot!
Now, this on my side is a little too much! There's no way my dainty 62-65lb frame would bump into a wall! The kitties must have thrown paint on me when I was sleeping....errr...supervising. Yeah, that's the ticket!!
But the following photo is just....omg...horrible...I must have blacked out to allow this to happen:
There is NO WAY that I looked at mom and backed my furry black butt up against the wall. Nope, not me! I was FRAMEDED!
Yes, I got a bath. That means the kitties must have framed me! After my bath mom picked black dog hair out of the wall...I still argue that Simon has black hair but Mom says Simon didn't have paint on his butt. I argued I was framed, it was planted evidence! I've seen CSI!
Sigh. They didn't buy it either.