Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Seriously Mom....

Do you know what this is? At first I was like, why did mom buy me a hubcap. Then she informed me it's my new doggy food bowl. Ummm...what?

APPARENTLY mom says I eat too fast and I need to slow down. This stupid bowl is supposed to make me slow down. At first I was like "no freakin way!" then I tried to eat out of it. Holy crap it's hard. I mean, I'm not going to starve, but it does take me longer. Like Duncan and his "regular" bowl finishes before I do...not allowing me to steal extra food from his "regular" bowl.

This sucks. I can't help it. I love my Blue Buffalo Sweet Potato and Fish recipe food. I've never seen a fish or know what a potatoe is, but I like them. Especially when mom puts yogurt or a raw egg in my bowl with my kibble. But now, I have to pace myself. WTF??

The other thing, this doesn't stay in place like my other bowl, so here I am trying to get the last yogurty-fishy-potaotey morsels of my food and I'm scooting it all over the kitchen. Sigh. I swear, I knew I never should have let mom go to the pet store unsupervised, she comes home with this crap.

She said it's for my health so I don't "bloat" but I think she just gets the giggles out of seeing me suffer for her own human amusement. And she wonders why I run around the house with her bras in my mouth, it's revenge mom! Revenge!!


  1. I feel your pain! My dad got me the exact same bowl - now it takes me double the time it used to to empty it (from 2.5 to 5 minutes.)

    Hint: wedge it into a corner so it won't slide so much.


  2. Hi Anna! Congratulations on your new bowl! And thanks for the ice cream recipe! Also - we were thinking of doing a post about how we found you through Mason Dixie and how amazingly similar you and Zeke are, and introducing you to our doggie friends. Let us know if that's okay with you - we'd include a link to your blog and also a picture or two.

    See ya!
    Joey and Zeke